﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>SocialKatz's Xanga</title><link>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/</link><description>Latest Xanga weblog from SocialKatz</description><language>en-us</language><ttl>60</ttl><image><title>The Weblog Community</title><url>http://s.xanga.com/images/xangalogobutton.gif</url><link>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/</link></image><item><title>General Eisenhower Warned Us</title><link>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/714470287/general-eisenhower-warned-us/</link><guid>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/714470287/general-eisenhower-warned-us/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 07:38:53 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;img style="padding:0px 10px 10px 10px;" src="http://x3c.xanga.com/70df906307334256676467/b204197639.jpg" width="280" align="left" alt="image171901466.jpg" title="image171901466.jpg" /&gt; &lt;br/&gt;Subject: Fwd: My intention is not to Offend   &lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;General Eisenhower Warned Us &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It is a matter of history that when the Supreme Commander of the Allied Forces, General Dwight Eisenhower, found the victims of the death camps he ordered all possible photographs to be taken, and for the German people from surrounding villages to be ushered through the camps and even made to bury the dead.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;He did this because he said in words to this effect:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;'Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses -because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened' &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This week, the UK debated whether to remove The Holocaust from its school curriculum because it 'offends' the Muslim population which claims it never occurred. It is not removed as yet.. However, this is a frightening portent of the fear that is gripping the world and how easily each country is giving into it.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It is now more than 60 years after the Second World War in Europe ended. This e-mail is being sent as a memorial chain, in memory of the,6 million Jews, 20 million Russians, 10 million Christians, and 1,900 Catholic priestsWho were 'murdered, raped, burned, starved, beat, experimented on and humiliated' while the German people looked the other way!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Now, more than ever, with Iran , among others, claiming the Holocaust to be 'a myth,' it is imperative to make sure the world never forgets. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This e-mail is intended to reach 400 million people! Be a link in the memorial chain and help distribute this around the world.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;How many years will it be before the attack on the World Trade Center . &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;'NEVER HAPPENED' &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;because it offends some Muslim in the U.S. ???&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Do not just delete this message; it will take only a minute to pass this along. &lt;br/&gt;FREEDOM ISN'T FREE... &lt;br/&gt;                          SOMEONE HAD TO DIE FOR IT !!!!&lt;br/&gt;If you can read this...thank a teacher.&lt;br/&gt;If you can read this in English.....thank a veteran.&lt;br/&gt;God Bless America !&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;div class="iblogger-footer"&gt;&lt;br clear="all"/&gt;&lt;p style="text-align:right;font-size:10px;"&gt;[Posted with &lt;a href="http://illuminex.com/iBlogger/index.html" rel="nofollow"&gt;iBlogger&lt;/a&gt; from my iPhone]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><comments>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/714470287/general-eisenhower-warned-us/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Used CondomsIn HairBands??</title><link>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/714169928/used-condomsin-hairbands/</link><guid>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/714169928/used-condomsin-hairbands/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:10:02 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;img style="padding:0px 10px 10px 10px;" src="http://xc3.xanga.com/c29f563a24d33256380725/b203942125.jpg" width="280" align="left" alt="image2018094532.jpg" title="image2018094532.jpg" /&gt;EEEEEEeeeek gross!!!!&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;Beware and don&amp;#8217;t put these in your mouths!!!!!!&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;Just when you think you&amp;#8217;ve seen everything&amp;#8230;&amp;#8230;.. &lt;br/&gt;   &lt;br/&gt;http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/hairband.asp&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It is not at all unusual to stick that hairband in your mouth while you are combing your hair into place and getting it ready for the hairband. &lt;br/&gt;This is beyond disgusting, PLEASE beware of anything made in China , check out the hair bands for your babies and grandbabies safety!!!!!&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;If you are male, please tell the women in your life about this .&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;Folks, this is why we have to be careful of buying products in the dollar store!!!!   &lt;br/&gt;  &lt;br/&gt;Be cautious of hair bands at open markets around the city too they are probably from China since they are purchased in bulk very very cheap !!!!  Take a good look before buying hair bands in future specially like the following kind? . .&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;These Hair bands were made from used condoms and threads . This is too disgusting to think about! &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;BEIJING (AFP) - Used condoms are being recycled into hair bands in southern China threatening to spread sexually-transmittable diseases they were originally meant to prevent, state media reported Tuesday&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;In the latest example of potentially harmful Chinese-made products, rubber hair bands have been found in local markets and beauty salons in Dongguan and Guangzhou cities in southern Guangdong province, China Daily newspaper said .&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;'These cheap and colorful rubber bands and hair ties sell well . . . . Threatening the health of local people,' it said .&lt;br/&gt;Despite being recycled, the hair bands could still contain bacteria and viruses, it said .&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;'People could be infected with AIDS, (genital) warts or other diseases if they hold the rubber bands or strings in their mouths while waving their hair into plaits or buns,' the paper quoted a local dermatologist who gave only his surname, Dong, as saying . A bag of ten of the recycled bands sells for just 25 S en (three cents), much cheaper than others on the market, accounting for their popularity, the paper said ..&lt;br/&gt; &lt;div class="iblogger-footer"&gt;&lt;br clear="all"/&gt;&lt;p style="text-align:right;font-size:10px;"&gt;[Posted with &lt;a href="http://illuminex.com/iBlogger/index.html" rel="nofollow"&gt;iBlogger&lt;/a&gt; from my iPhone]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><comments>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/714169928/used-condomsin-hairbands/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Did You Know??</title><link>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/713258942/did-you-know/</link><guid>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/713258942/did-you-know/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:17:55 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;img style="padding:0px 10px 10px 10px;" src="http://xfa.xanga.com/52df650236034255627579/b203286962.jpg" width="280" align="left" alt="image1747034281.jpg" title="image1747034281.jpg" /&gt; DID YOU KNOW?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Peel a banana from the bottom and you won't have to&lt;br/&gt;pick the little 'stringy things' off of it. That's how the primates do it.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store.&lt;br/&gt;If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. Wrap first in a paper towel wet with vinigar.&lt;br/&gt;It will stay fresh much longer and not mold!&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating.&lt;br/&gt;Peppers with 4 bumps on the bottom are firmer and better for cooking.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;Add a teaspoon of water when frying ground beef.&lt;br/&gt;It will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;To really make scrambled eggs or omelettes rich add a couple of&lt;br/&gt;spoonfuls of sour cream, cream cheese, or heavy cream in and then beat them up.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;For a cool brownie treat, make brownies as directed. Melt chocolate mint patties&lt;br/&gt;in double broiler and pour over warm brownies.. Let set for a wonderful minty frosting.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;Add garlic immediately to a recipe if you want a light taste&lt;br/&gt;of garlic and at the end of the recipe if your want a stronger taste of garlic.&lt;br/&gt;Reheat Pizza&lt;br/&gt;Heat up leftover pizza in a nonstick skillet on top of the stove, set heat to med-low and heat till warm.&lt;br/&gt;This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;Easy Deviled Eggs&lt;br/&gt;Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze mixture into egg. Just throw bag away when done easy clean up.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;Reheating refrigerated bread&lt;br/&gt;To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated, place them in a microwave with a cup of water.&lt;br/&gt;The increased moisture will keep the food moist and help it reheat faster.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;Newspaper weeds away&lt;br/&gt;Start putting in your plants, work the nutrients in your soil. Wet newspapers, put layers around the plants overlapping as you go cover with mulch and forget about weeds. Weeds will get through some gardening plastic they will not get through wet newspapers.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;Broken Glass &lt;br/&gt;Use a wet cotton ball or Q-tip to pick up the small shards of glass you can't see easily.r&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;Flexible vacuum&lt;br/&gt;To get something out of a heat register or under the fridge add an empty paper towel roll or empty gift wrap roll to your vacuum.  It can be bent or flattened to get in narrow openings.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;Reducing Static Cling&lt;br/&gt;Pin a small safety pin to the seam of your slip and you will not have a clingy skirt or dress. Same thing works with slacks that cling when  wearing panty hose. Place pin in seam of slacks&lt;br clear="all"/&gt;&lt;div class="iblogger-location-wrapper"/&gt;Mobile Blogging from &lt;a class="iblogger-location" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=38.8327,-94.9006" rel="nofollow"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="iblogger-footer"&gt;&lt;br clear="all"/&gt;&lt;p style="text-align:right;font-size:10px;"&gt;[Posted with &lt;a href="http://illuminex.com/iBlogger/index.html" rel="nofollow"&gt;iBlogger&lt;/a&gt; from my iPhone]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><comments>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/713258942/did-you-know/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title> How many of these did YOU know about?</title><link>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/712623056/-how-many-of-these-did-you-know-about/</link><guid>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/712623056/-how-many-of-these-did-you-know-about/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 01:07:26 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;br/&gt;A sealed envelope - Put in the freezer for a few hours, then slide a&lt;br/&gt;knife under the flap. The envelope can then be resealed.(hmmmmmm...)&lt;br/&gt;======================================== &lt;br/&gt;Use Empty toilet paper roll to store appliance cords. It keeps them &lt;br/&gt;neat and you can write on the roll what appliance it belongs to. &lt;br/&gt;================================&lt;br/&gt;For icy door steps in freezing temperatures: get warm water and put &lt;br/&gt;Dawn dish washing liquid in it. Pour it all over the steps. They won't&lt;br/&gt;refreeze.    (wish I had known this for the last 40 years!)&lt;br/&gt;================================&lt;br/&gt;To remove old wax from a glass candle holder, put it in the freezer for a few hours. Then take the candle holder out and turn it upside down. The wax  will  fall out. &lt;br/&gt;======================================================&lt;br/&gt;Crayon marks on walls? This worked wonderfully! A damp rag, dipped&lt;br/&gt;in baking soda. Comes off with little effort (elbow grease that is!).&lt;br/&gt;================================&lt;br/&gt;Permanent marker on appliances/counter tops (like store receipt&lt;br/&gt;BLUE!) rubbing alcohol on paper towel.&lt;br/&gt;================================&lt;br/&gt;Whenever I purchase a box of S.O.S Pads , I immediately take a pair of&lt;br/&gt;scissors and cut each pad into halves. After years of having to throw&lt;br/&gt;away rusted and unused and smelly pads, I finally decided that this would &lt;br/&gt;be  much  more economical. Now a box of S.O.S  pads last me indefinitely! &lt;br/&gt;In fact, I  have noticed that the scissors get 'sharpened'' this way!&lt;br/&gt;=================================&lt;br/&gt;Blood stains on clothes?  Not to worry!  Just pour a little hydrogen   &lt;br/&gt;peroxide on a cloth and proceed to wipe off every drop of blood. Works &lt;br/&gt;every time!  (Now, where to put the body?)    LOL&lt;br/&gt;================================&lt;br/&gt;Use vertical strokes when washing windows outside and horizontal &lt;br/&gt;for  inside  windows. This way you can tell which side has the streaks. &lt;br/&gt;Straight vinegar will get outside windows really clean.  Don't wash windows &lt;br/&gt;on a sunny day.  They will dry too quickly and will probably streak. &lt;br/&gt;=================================&lt;br/&gt;Spray a bit of perfume on the light bulb in any room to create a lovely &lt;br/&gt;light scent in each room when the light  is turned on. &lt;br/&gt;=================================&lt;br/&gt;Place fabric softener sheets in dresser drawers and your clothes will smell freshly washed for weeks to come. You can also do this with towels and=2 0linen..&lt;br/&gt;================================= &lt;br/&gt;Candles will last a lot longer if placed in the freezer for at least  3 hours prior to burning. &lt;br/&gt;=================================&lt;br/&gt;To clean artificial flowers, pour some salt into a paper bag and add the&lt;br/&gt;flowers.. Shake vigorously as the salt will absorb all the dust and dirt &lt;br/&gt;and leave your artificial flowers looking like new! Works like a charm!&lt;br/&gt;=================================&lt;br/&gt;To easily remove burnt on food from your skillet , simply add a drop or two of dish soap and enough water to cover bottom of pan, and bring to a boil on stove top.&lt;br/&gt;========================== ====== &lt;br/&gt;Spray your TUPPERWARE with nonstick cooking spray before pouring &lt;br/&gt;in  tomato based sauces and there won't be any stains.&lt;br/&gt;================================ &lt;br/&gt;Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.&lt;br/&gt;=================================&lt;br/&gt;When boiling corn on the cob, add a pinch of sugar to help bring out the&lt;br/&gt;corn's natural sweetness&lt;br/&gt;=================================&lt;br/&gt;Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half, and rub it on your &lt;br/&gt;forehead. The throbbing will go away.&lt;br/&gt;================================= &lt;br/&gt;Don't throw out all that leftover wine: Freeze into ice cubes for  future &lt;br/&gt;use  in casseroles and sauces. &lt;br/&gt;=================================&lt;br/&gt;To get rid of itch from mosquito bites, try applying soap on the area and you will experience instant relief.&lt;br/&gt;================================&lt;br/&gt;Ants, ants, ants everywhere .. Well, they are said to never cross a chalk line.  So, get your chalk out and draw a line on the floor or wherever ants tend to march.&lt;br/&gt;================================&lt;br/&gt;Use air-freshener to clean mirrors. It does a good job and better still,&lt;br/&gt;leaves a lovely smell to the shine.&lt;br/&gt;================================&lt;br/&gt;When you get a splinter, reach for the scotch tape before resorting to &lt;br/&gt;tweezers or a needle. Simply put the scotch tape over the splinter, and&lt;br/&gt;then pull it off.  Scotch tape removes most splinters painlessly and easily.&lt;br/&gt;================================&lt;br/&gt;Now look what you can do with Alka Seltzer........&lt;br/&gt;Clean a toilet. Drop in two Alka Seltzer tablets, wait twenty minutes, brush and flush.The citric acid and effervescent action clean vitreousChina &lt;br/&gt;================================&lt;br/&gt;Clean a vase.&lt;br/&gt;To remove a stain from the bottom of a glass vase or cruet, fill with water and drop in two Alka Seltzer tablets.&lt;br/&gt;================================&lt;br/&gt;Polish jewelry.&lt;br/&gt;Drop two Alka Seltzer tablets into a glass of water and immerse the jewelry  for two minutes.&lt;br/&gt;=================================&lt;br/&gt;Clean a thermos bottle.&lt;br/&gt;Fill the bottle with water, drop in four Alka Seltzer tablets, and let soak&lt;br/&gt;for an hour  (or longer, if necessary)  Baking soda works well, too.&lt;br/&gt;================================ &lt;br/&gt;Unclog a drain.&lt;br/&gt;Clear the sink drain by dropping three Alka Seltzer tablets down the &lt;br/&gt;drain  followed by a cup of Heinz White Vinegar. Wait a few minutes, &lt;br/&gt;and then run the hot water.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="iblogger-footer"&gt;&lt;br clear="all"/&gt;&lt;p style="text-align:right;font-size:10px;"&gt;[Posted with &lt;a href="http://illuminex.com/iBlogger/index.html" rel="nofollow"&gt;iBlogger&lt;/a&gt; from my iPhone]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><comments>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/712623056/-how-many-of-these-did-you-know-about/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Common Instant Messaging (IM) Abbreviations</title><link>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/712469953/common-instant-messaging-im-abbreviations/</link><guid>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/712469953/common-instant-messaging-im-abbreviations/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 05:50:38 GMT</pubDate><description>Common Instant Messaging (IM) Abbreviations&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;A3 anytime, anywhere, anyplace &lt;br/&gt;AAMOF as a matter of fact &lt;br/&gt;ABFL a big fat lady &lt;br/&gt;ABT about &lt;br/&gt;ADN any day now &lt;br/&gt;AFAIC as far as I'm concerned &lt;br/&gt;AFAICT as far as I can tell &lt;br/&gt;AFAICS as far as I can see &lt;br/&gt;AFAIK as far as I know &lt;br/&gt;AFAYC as far as you're concerned &lt;br/&gt;AFK away from keyboard &lt;br/&gt;AISI as I see it &lt;br/&gt;AITR adult in the room&lt;br/&gt;AIUI as I understand it &lt;br/&gt;AKA also known as &lt;br/&gt;AML all my love &lt;br/&gt;ANFSCD and now for something completely different &lt;br/&gt;ASAP as soon as possible &lt;br/&gt;ASL age, gender, location &lt;br/&gt;ASLA age, gender, location, availability&lt;br/&gt;ATEOTD at the end of the day&lt;br/&gt;ATM at this moment &lt;br/&gt;AWA as well as &lt;br/&gt;AWHFY are we having fun yet? &lt;br/&gt;AWOL away without leave &lt;br/&gt;AYOR at your own risk &lt;br/&gt;AYPI and your point is? &lt;br/&gt;AYV are you vertical?&lt;br/&gt;B4 before &lt;br/&gt;B4N bye for now &lt;br/&gt;B8 jailbait (underage)&lt;br/&gt;BAC back at computer &lt;br/&gt;BAG busting a gut &lt;br/&gt;BAK back at the keyboard &lt;br/&gt;BBIAB be back in a bit &lt;br/&gt;BBL be back later &lt;br/&gt;BBS be back soon &lt;br/&gt;BC be cool &lt;br/&gt;B/C because &lt;br/&gt;B/G background (personal info)&lt;br/&gt;BCnU be seeing you &lt;br/&gt;BEG big evil grin &lt;br/&gt;BF best friend (meaning mostly)&lt;br/&gt;BF boyfriend (meaning sometimes)&lt;br/&gt;BFF best friends forever&lt;br/&gt;BFN bye for now &lt;br/&gt;BG big grin &lt;br/&gt;BGWM be gentle with me&lt;br/&gt;BIB boss is back&lt;br/&gt;BIH Burn in Hell &lt;br/&gt;BION believe it or not &lt;br/&gt;BITMT but in the meantime &lt;br/&gt;BM bite me &lt;br/&gt;BMTA brilliant minds think alike&lt;br/&gt;BKA better known as &lt;br/&gt;BL belly laughing &lt;br/&gt;BMB be my b****&lt;br/&gt;BOL be on later &lt;br/&gt;BO beat-o**&lt;br/&gt;BOT back on topic &lt;br/&gt;BRB be right back &lt;br/&gt;BRBS be right back soon &lt;br/&gt;BRH be right here &lt;br/&gt;BS big smile &lt;br/&gt;BS bull s*** &lt;br/&gt;BSF but seriously folks &lt;br/&gt;BST but seriously though &lt;br/&gt;BTA but then again &lt;br/&gt;BTB big t***** bitch&lt;br/&gt;BTAIM be that as it may &lt;br/&gt;BTDT been there done that &lt;br/&gt;BTOBD be there or be dead &lt;br/&gt;BTOBS be there or be square &lt;br/&gt;BTSOOM beats the f*** out of me &lt;br/&gt;BTW by the way &lt;br/&gt;BWDIK but what do I know &lt;br/&gt;BYOB bring your own booze &lt;br/&gt;B&amp;#38; Banned &lt;br/&gt;C&amp;#38;G chuckle and grin &lt;br/&gt;CDIWY couldn't do it without you &lt;br/&gt;CD9 code 9 (parents are around) &lt;br/&gt;CFS care for secret? &lt;br/&gt;CFY calling for you &lt;br/&gt;CID crying in disgrace &lt;br/&gt;CLAB crying like a baby&lt;br/&gt;CLM career limiting move &lt;br/&gt;CMAP cover my a**, partner&lt;br/&gt;CM@TW catch me at the web &lt;br/&gt;CMIIW correct me if I'm wrong &lt;br/&gt;CNP continue in next post &lt;br/&gt;CO conference &lt;br/&gt;CRAFT can't remember a f***ing thing &lt;br/&gt;CRBT crying really big tears&lt;br/&gt;CRS can't remember s***&lt;br/&gt;CSG chuckle snicker grin &lt;br/&gt;CTC care to chat?&lt;br/&gt;CTM career terminating move&lt;br/&gt;CTN can't talk now&lt;br/&gt;CTS changing the subject &lt;br/&gt;CU see you &lt;br/&gt;CU2 see you too &lt;br/&gt;CUL see you later &lt;br/&gt;CUL8R see you later &lt;br/&gt;CWOT complete waste of time &lt;br/&gt;CWYL chat with you later &lt;br/&gt;CYA see you later&lt;br/&gt;CYA cover your a** &lt;br/&gt;CYAL8R see you all later &lt;br/&gt;CYE check your email&lt;br/&gt;CYO see you online &lt;br/&gt;DBA doing business as &lt;br/&gt;DCed disconnected &lt;br/&gt;DD designated driver&lt;br/&gt;DH darling husband &lt;br/&gt;DIIK darn if I know &lt;br/&gt;DGARA don't give a rats *** &lt;br/&gt;DIKU do I know you? &lt;br/&gt;DIRTFT do it right the first time &lt;br/&gt;DIY do it yourself &lt;br/&gt;DL download &lt;br/&gt;DL dead link &lt;br/&gt;DLTBBB don't let the bed bugs bite &lt;br/&gt;DMMGH don't make me get hostile &lt;br/&gt;DQMOT don't quote me on this &lt;br/&gt;DND do not disturb &lt;br/&gt;DTRT do the right thing &lt;br/&gt;DUCT did you see that? &lt;br/&gt;DWAI don't worry about it &lt;br/&gt;DWIM do what I mean &lt;br/&gt;DWIMC do what I mean, correctly &lt;br/&gt;DWISNWID do what I say, not what I do &lt;br/&gt;DYJHIW don't you just hate it when... &lt;br/&gt;DYK do you know &lt;br/&gt;E ecstasy&lt;br/&gt;EAK eating at keyboard &lt;br/&gt;EIE enough is enough &lt;br/&gt;EG evil grin &lt;br/&gt;EMFBI excuse me for butting in &lt;br/&gt;EMFJI excuse me for jumping in &lt;br/&gt;EMSG email message &lt;br/&gt;EOD end of discussion &lt;br/&gt;EOF end of file &lt;br/&gt;EOL end of lecture &lt;br/&gt;EOM end of message &lt;br/&gt;EOS end of story &lt;br/&gt;EOT end of thread &lt;br/&gt;EYC excitable, yet calm &lt;br/&gt;F female &lt;br/&gt;F2F face to face &lt;br/&gt;F2T free to talk&lt;br/&gt;FAQ frequently asked questions &lt;br/&gt;FAWC for anyone who cares &lt;br/&gt;FBOW for better or worse &lt;br/&gt;FBTW fine, be that way &lt;br/&gt;FCFS first come, first served &lt;br/&gt;FCOL for crying out loud &lt;br/&gt;FIFO first in, first out &lt;br/&gt;FISH first in, still here &lt;br/&gt;FOAD f*** off and die &lt;br/&gt;FOAF friend of a friend &lt;br/&gt;FOB b*** off b**** &lt;br/&gt;FOC free of charge &lt;br/&gt;FOCL falling of chair laughing &lt;br/&gt;FOFL falling on the floor laughing &lt;br/&gt;FOS freedom of speech &lt;br/&gt;FOTCL falling of the chair laughing &lt;br/&gt;FTBOMH from the bottom of my heart&lt;br/&gt;FTF face to face &lt;br/&gt;FTTT from time to time &lt;br/&gt;FU f***** up &lt;br/&gt;FUBAR f***** up beyond all recognition &lt;br/&gt;FUDFUCT fear, uncertainty and doubt &lt;br/&gt;FUCT failed under continuous testing &lt;br/&gt;FW freeware &lt;br/&gt;FWIW for what it's worth &lt;br/&gt;FYA for your amusement &lt;br/&gt;FYEO for your eyes only &lt;br/&gt;FYE for your entertainment &lt;br/&gt;FYEO for your eyes only &lt;br/&gt;FYI for your information &lt;br/&gt;G grin &lt;br/&gt;G2B going to bed &lt;br/&gt;G&amp;#38;BIT grin &amp;#38; bear it &lt;br/&gt;G2G got to go &lt;br/&gt;G2GGS2D got to go get something to drink &lt;br/&gt;G2GTAC got to go take a c*** &lt;br/&gt;G2GTAP got to go take a p** &lt;br/&gt;GA go ahead &lt;br/&gt;GA good afternoon &lt;br/&gt;GAFIA get away from it all &lt;br/&gt;GAL get a life &lt;br/&gt;GAS greetings and salutations &lt;br/&gt;GBH great big hug &lt;br/&gt;GBH&amp;#38;K great big huh and kisses &lt;br/&gt;GBR garbled beyond recovery &lt;br/&gt;GBY god bless you &lt;br/&gt;GD&amp;#38;H grinning, ducking and hiding &lt;br/&gt;GD&amp;#38;R grinning, ducking and running &lt;br/&gt;GE good evening &lt;br/&gt;GF girlfriend &lt;br/&gt;GFETE grinning from ear to ear &lt;br/&gt;GFN gone for now &lt;br/&gt;GFU good for you &lt;br/&gt;GG good game &lt;br/&gt;GIGO garbage in garbage out &lt;br/&gt;GJ good job &lt;br/&gt;GL good luck &lt;br/&gt;GL&amp;#38;GH good luck and good hunting &lt;br/&gt;GM good morning / good move / good match &lt;br/&gt;GMAB give me a break &lt;br/&gt;GMAO giggling my a** off &lt;br/&gt;GMBO giggling my b*** off &lt;br/&gt;GNBLFY got nothing but love for you &lt;br/&gt;GMTA great minds think alike &lt;br/&gt;GN good night &lt;br/&gt;GNOC get naked on cam (webcam) &lt;br/&gt;GOK god only knows &lt;br/&gt;GOWI get on with it &lt;br/&gt;GR8 great &lt;br/&gt;GR&amp;#38;D grinning, running and ducking &lt;br/&gt;GTFO get the f*** out&lt;br/&gt;GtG got to go &lt;br/&gt;GTSY glad to see you &lt;br/&gt;H hug &lt;br/&gt;H2CUS hope to see you soon&lt;br/&gt;H8 Hate &lt;br/&gt;H/O hold on &lt;br/&gt;H&amp;#38;K hug and kiss &lt;br/&gt;HAK hug and kiss &lt;br/&gt;HAGD have a good day &lt;br/&gt;HAGN have a good night &lt;br/&gt;HAGS have a good summer &lt;br/&gt;HAG1 have a good one &lt;br/&gt;HAHA having a heart attack &lt;br/&gt;HAND have a nice day &lt;br/&gt;HB hug back &lt;br/&gt;HB hurry back &lt;br/&gt;HDYWTDT how do you work this darn thing &lt;br/&gt;HF have fun &lt;br/&gt;HH holding hands &lt;br/&gt;HHIS hanging head in shame &lt;br/&gt;HHJK ha ha, just kidding &lt;br/&gt;HHOJ ha ha, only joking &lt;br/&gt;HHOK ha ha, only kidding &lt;br/&gt;HHOS ha ha, only seriously &lt;br/&gt;HIH hope it helps &lt;br/&gt;HIWTH hate it when that happens &lt;br/&gt;HLM he loves me &lt;br/&gt;HMS hanging myself &lt;br/&gt;HMT here's my try &lt;br/&gt;HMWK homework &lt;br/&gt;HOAS hold on a second &lt;br/&gt;HORU how old are you?&lt;br/&gt;HSIK how should i know &lt;br/&gt;HSWM have s** with me &lt;br/&gt;HTH hope this helps &lt;br/&gt;HTHBE hope this has been enlightening &lt;br/&gt;HUB head up b***&lt;br/&gt;HYLMS hate you like my sister &lt;br/&gt;IAC in any case &lt;br/&gt;IC I see &lt;br/&gt;IAE in any event &lt;br/&gt;IAG it's all good &lt;br/&gt;IAG I am gay &lt;br/&gt;IBN I'm buck naked &lt;br/&gt;ICOCBW I could of course be wrong &lt;br/&gt;IDC I don't care &lt;br/&gt;IDGI I don't get it &lt;br/&gt;IDGARA I don't give a rat's a** &lt;br/&gt;IDGW in a good way &lt;br/&gt;IDI I doubt it &lt;br/&gt;IDK I don't know &lt;br/&gt;IDTT I'll drink to that &lt;br/&gt;IFVB I feel very bad &lt;br/&gt;IGP I gotta p** &lt;br/&gt;IGTP I get the point &lt;br/&gt;IHTFP I hate this f***ing place &lt;br/&gt;IHTFP I have truly found paradise &lt;br/&gt;IHU I hate you &lt;br/&gt;IHY I hate you &lt;br/&gt;II I'm impressed &lt;br/&gt;IIT I'm impressed too &lt;br/&gt;IIR if I recall &lt;br/&gt;IIRC if I recall correctly &lt;br/&gt;IJWTK I just want to know &lt;br/&gt;IJWTS I just want to say &lt;br/&gt;IK I know &lt;br/&gt;IKWUM I know what you mean &lt;br/&gt;ILBCNU I'll be seeing you &lt;br/&gt;ILBL8 I'll be late&lt;br/&gt;ILU I love you &lt;br/&gt;ILY I love you &lt;br/&gt;ILYFAE I love you forever and ever &lt;br/&gt;IM instant message&lt;br/&gt;IMAO in my arrogant opinion &lt;br/&gt;IMBO in my bloody opinion &lt;br/&gt;IMCO in my considered opinion &lt;br/&gt;IME in my experience &lt;br/&gt;IMHO in my humble opinion &lt;br/&gt;IMNSHO in my, not so humble opinion &lt;br/&gt;IMO in my opinion &lt;br/&gt;IMOBO in my own biased opinion &lt;br/&gt;IMPOV in my point of view &lt;br/&gt;IMP I might be pregnant &lt;br/&gt;INPO in no particular order &lt;br/&gt;IOMH in over my head&lt;br/&gt;IOW in other words &lt;br/&gt;IRL in real life &lt;br/&gt;IRMFI I reply merely for information &lt;br/&gt;IRSTBO it really sucks the big one &lt;br/&gt;IS I'm sorry &lt;br/&gt;ISTM it seems to me &lt;br/&gt;ISTR I seem to recall &lt;br/&gt;ISWYM I see what you mean &lt;br/&gt;ITFA in the final analysis &lt;br/&gt;ITRO in the reality of &lt;br/&gt;ITRW in the real world &lt;br/&gt;ITSFWI if the shoe fits, wear it &lt;br/&gt;IVL in virtual live &lt;br/&gt;IWALY I will always love you &lt;br/&gt;IWBNI it would be nice if &lt;br/&gt;IYKWIM if you know what I mean &lt;br/&gt;IYSWIM if you see what I mean &lt;br/&gt;JAM just a minute &lt;br/&gt;JAS just a second &lt;br/&gt;JASE just another system error &lt;br/&gt;JIC just in case &lt;br/&gt;JJA just joking around&lt;br/&gt;JJWY just joking with you &lt;br/&gt;JK just kidding &lt;br/&gt;J/K just kidding &lt;br/&gt;JMHO just my humble opinion &lt;br/&gt;JMO just my opinion &lt;br/&gt;JP just playing &lt;br/&gt;J/P just playing &lt;br/&gt;JTLYK just to let you know &lt;br/&gt;JW just wondering &lt;br/&gt;K OK &lt;br/&gt;K kiss &lt;br/&gt;KHYF know how you feel &lt;br/&gt;KB kiss back &lt;br/&gt;KISS keep it simple sister &lt;br/&gt;KIS(S) keep it simple (stupid) &lt;br/&gt;KISS keeping it sweetly simple &lt;br/&gt;KIT keep in touch &lt;br/&gt;KMA kiss my a** &lt;br/&gt;KMB kiss my b*** &lt;br/&gt;KMSMA kiss my shiny metal a** &lt;br/&gt;KOL kiss on lips&lt;br/&gt;KOTC kiss on the cheek &lt;br/&gt;KOTL kiss on the lips &lt;br/&gt;KPC keeping parents clueless &lt;br/&gt;KUTGW keep up the good work &lt;br/&gt;KWIM know what I mean? &lt;br/&gt;L laugh &lt;br/&gt;L8R later &lt;br/&gt;L8R G8R later gator &lt;br/&gt;LAB life's a b**** &lt;br/&gt;LAM leave a message &lt;br/&gt;LBR little boys room &lt;br/&gt;LD long distance &lt;br/&gt;LG lovely greetings &lt;br/&gt;LGBNAF let's get butt nkd and f*** &lt;br/&gt;LGH let's get high&lt;br/&gt;LGR little girls room &lt;br/&gt;LHM Lord help me &lt;br/&gt;LHU Lord help us &lt;br/&gt;LL&amp;#38;P live long &amp;#38; prosper &lt;br/&gt;LNK love and kisses &lt;br/&gt;LMA leave me alone &lt;br/&gt;LMAO laughing my a** off &lt;br/&gt;LMHO laughing my head off &lt;br/&gt;LMIRL let's meet in real life &lt;br/&gt;LMFAO laughing my fat a** off &lt;br/&gt;LMK let me know &lt;br/&gt;LOL laughing out loud (meaning most often) &lt;br/&gt;LOL lots of love (meaning sometimes)&lt;br/&gt;LOL lots of luck (meaning sometimes)&lt;br/&gt;LOLA laughing out loud again &lt;br/&gt;LOLO lots of love&lt;br/&gt;LOML love of my life&lt;br/&gt;LOMLILY love of my life, I love you &lt;br/&gt;LOOL laughing out outrageously loud &lt;br/&gt;LSHIPMP laughing so hard I p*** my pants &lt;br/&gt;LSHMBB laughing so hard my belly is bouncing &lt;br/&gt;LSHMBH laughing so hard my belly hurts&lt;br/&gt;LTNS long time no see &lt;br/&gt;LTR long term relationship &lt;br/&gt;LTS laughing to self &lt;br/&gt;LULAS love you like a sister &lt;br/&gt;LUWAMH love you with all my heart &lt;br/&gt;LY love ya &lt;br/&gt;LYK let you know &lt;br/&gt;LYL love ya lots &lt;br/&gt;LYLAB love ya like a brother &lt;br/&gt;LYLAS love ya like a sister &lt;br/&gt;M male &lt;br/&gt;MB maybe &lt;br/&gt;MBO laughing my b*** off &lt;br/&gt;MILF mother I'd like to f*** &lt;br/&gt;MIRL meet in real life&lt;br/&gt;MOOS member of opposite gender&lt;br/&gt;MorF male or female&lt;br/&gt;MOS mom over shoulder&lt;br/&gt;MUSM miss you so much&lt;br/&gt;MYOB mind your own business &lt;br/&gt;MWBRL More Will Be Revealed Later &lt;br/&gt;M8 mate &lt;br/&gt;N in &lt;br/&gt;N2M not too much &lt;br/&gt;N/C not cool &lt;br/&gt;NALOPKT not a lot of people know that &lt;br/&gt;NC no comment&lt;br/&gt;NE1 anyone &lt;br/&gt;NETUA nobody ever tells us anything &lt;br/&gt;NFI no f***ing idea &lt;br/&gt;NIFOC naked In front Of computer &lt;br/&gt;NL not likely &lt;br/&gt;NM never mind &lt;br/&gt;NM nothing much &lt;br/&gt;NMH not much here &lt;br/&gt;NMJC nothing much, just chillin' &lt;br/&gt;NMU - not much, and you?&lt;br/&gt;NOM no offense meant &lt;br/&gt;NOOB newbie&lt;br/&gt;NOTTOMH not of the top of my mind &lt;br/&gt;NOYB none of your business &lt;br/&gt;NOYFB none of your f***ing business &lt;br/&gt;NP no problem &lt;br/&gt;NRN no response necessary&lt;br/&gt;NTA non-technical acronym &lt;br/&gt;N/S no s***? &lt;br/&gt;NVM never mind &lt;br/&gt;NTN no thanks needed&lt;br/&gt;OBTW oh, by the way &lt;br/&gt;OIC oh, I see &lt;br/&gt;OF on fire &lt;br/&gt;OFIS on floor with stitches &lt;br/&gt;OL old lady (wife, girlfriend) &lt;br/&gt;OLL on-line love &lt;br/&gt;OM old man (husband, boyfriend) &lt;br/&gt;OMG oh my gosh&lt;br/&gt;OOC out of character &lt;br/&gt;OT Off topic &lt;br/&gt;OTOH on the other hand &lt;br/&gt;OTP on the phone &lt;br/&gt;OTTOMH off the top of my head &lt;br/&gt;P911 parents coming into room &lt;br/&gt;PAW parents are watching &lt;br/&gt;PCM please call me&lt;br/&gt;PDA public display of affection&lt;br/&gt;PDS please don't shoot &lt;br/&gt;PDOMA pulled directly out of my a** &lt;br/&gt;PHAT pretty hot and tempting&lt;br/&gt;PIR people in room&lt;br/&gt;PLZ please &lt;br/&gt;PM private message &lt;br/&gt;PMFJI pardon me for jumping in &lt;br/&gt;PMP p*** my pants &lt;br/&gt;POAHF put on a happy face &lt;br/&gt;POOF I have left the chat &lt;br/&gt;POTB pats on the back &lt;br/&gt;POS parents over shoulder &lt;br/&gt;POTS parents over the shoulder (can't really talk) &lt;br/&gt;PPL people &lt;br/&gt;PRON p****graphy&lt;br/&gt;PRT party&lt;br/&gt;PRW parents are watching&lt;br/&gt;PSA public show of affection &lt;br/&gt;PSOS parent standing over shoulder&lt;br/&gt;PUA pick up artist&lt;br/&gt;Q4U question for you &lt;br/&gt;QSL reply &lt;br/&gt;QSO conversation &lt;br/&gt;QT cutie &lt;br/&gt;RCed reconnected &lt;br/&gt;ROFL rolling on floor laughing &lt;br/&gt;ROFLMAO rolling on floor laughing my a** off &lt;br/&gt;ROTFL rolling on the floor laughing &lt;br/&gt;RTF read the FAQ &lt;br/&gt;RTFM read the f***ing manual! &lt;br/&gt;RTM read the manual &lt;br/&gt;RTSM read the stupid manual &lt;br/&gt;RUOK are you okay?&lt;br/&gt;RUMOF are you male or female &lt;br/&gt;RUTTM are you talking to me &lt;br/&gt;RUUP4IT are you up for it? &lt;br/&gt;RVD really very dumb &lt;br/&gt;S2R send to receive (pics)&lt;br/&gt;SAGPL - seen any good p*** lately?&lt;br/&gt;SAMAGAL stop annoying me and get a live &lt;br/&gt;SCNR sorry, could not resist &lt;br/&gt;SETE smiling ear to ear &lt;br/&gt;SH so hot &lt;br/&gt;SH same here &lt;br/&gt;SHICPMP so happy I could pee my pants&lt;br/&gt;SHID slaps head in disgust &lt;br/&gt;SHMILY see how much I love you &lt;br/&gt;SN screen name&lt;br/&gt;SNAFU situation normal, all f***** up &lt;br/&gt;SO significant other &lt;br/&gt;SOHF sense of humor failure &lt;br/&gt;SOL sooner or later&lt;br/&gt;SOMY sick of me yet? &lt;br/&gt;SOWN someone with me&lt;br/&gt;SOS sibling over shoulder&lt;br/&gt;SPST same place, same time&lt;br/&gt;SRY sorry &lt;br/&gt;STBY sucks to be you &lt;br/&gt;STFU shut the f*** up &lt;br/&gt;STW search the web &lt;br/&gt;sugarpic Suggestive or erotic picture of self &lt;br/&gt;SUL see you later&lt;br/&gt;sup what's up?&lt;br/&gt;SWAK sealed with a kiss &lt;br/&gt;SWALK sweet, with all love, kisses &lt;br/&gt;SWL screaming with laughter &lt;br/&gt;SIM sh*t, it's Monday &lt;br/&gt;SITWB sorry, in the wrong box &lt;br/&gt;S/U shut up &lt;br/&gt;SYS see you soon &lt;br/&gt;TA thanks again &lt;br/&gt;TAW teachers are watching &lt;br/&gt;TC take care&lt;br/&gt;TCO taken care of &lt;br/&gt;TDTM talk dirty to me&lt;br/&gt;TGIF thank god it's Friday &lt;br/&gt;THTH too hot to handle &lt;br/&gt;THX thanks &lt;br/&gt;TIA thanks in advance &lt;br/&gt;TIIC the idiots in charge &lt;br/&gt;TJM that's just me &lt;br/&gt;TLA three-letter acronym &lt;br/&gt;TMA take my advice &lt;br/&gt;TMI too much information &lt;br/&gt;TMS too much showing &lt;br/&gt;TNSTAAFL there's no such thing as a free lunch &lt;br/&gt;TNX thanks &lt;br/&gt;TOH to other half &lt;br/&gt;TOY thinking of you &lt;br/&gt;TPTB the powers that be &lt;br/&gt;TSDMC tears streaming down my cheeks&lt;br/&gt;TSTB the sooner, the better&lt;br/&gt;TT2T too tired to talk &lt;br/&gt;TTFN ta ta for now &lt;br/&gt;TTT thought that, too &lt;br/&gt;TTUL talk to you later &lt;br/&gt;TTYIAM talk to you in a minute &lt;br/&gt;TTYL talk to you later &lt;br/&gt;TTYLMF talk to you later my friend &lt;br/&gt;TU thank you &lt;br/&gt;TWMA till we meet again &lt;br/&gt;TX thanx &lt;br/&gt;txt text&lt;br/&gt;TY thank you &lt;br/&gt;TYVM thank you very much &lt;br/&gt;U2 you too &lt;br/&gt;UAPITA you're a pain in the a** &lt;br/&gt;UDI unidentified drinking injury&lt;br/&gt;UFN until further notice&lt;br/&gt;UMFRIEND intimate partner &lt;br/&gt;UR your &lt;br/&gt;URH you are hot&lt;br/&gt;UW you're welcome &lt;br/&gt;URAQT! you are a cutie! &lt;br/&gt;UV unpleasant visual&lt;br/&gt;VBG very big grin &lt;br/&gt;VBS very big smile &lt;br/&gt;VM voicemail &lt;br/&gt;W8 wait &lt;br/&gt;W8AM wait a minute &lt;br/&gt;w/ with&lt;br/&gt;W/E whatever &lt;br/&gt;W/END weekend&lt;br/&gt;WAN2TLK want to talk?&lt;br/&gt;Warez pirated software&lt;br/&gt;WAY what about you &lt;br/&gt;WAY who are you &lt;br/&gt;WB welcome back &lt;br/&gt;WB write back&lt;br/&gt;WBS write back soon &lt;br/&gt;WDHLM why doesn't he love me &lt;br/&gt;WDYWTTA What Do You Want To Talk About &lt;br/&gt;WE whatever &lt;br/&gt;WFM works for me &lt;br/&gt;WNDITWB we never did it this way before &lt;br/&gt;WP wrong person &lt;br/&gt;WRT with respect to &lt;br/&gt;WSP watching some p***&lt;br/&gt;WTF what/who the f***? &lt;br/&gt;WTG way to go &lt;br/&gt;WTGP want to go private? &lt;br/&gt;WTH what/who the heck? &lt;br/&gt;WTMI way too much information &lt;br/&gt;WU what's up? &lt;br/&gt;WUD what's up dog? &lt;br/&gt;WUF where are you from? &lt;br/&gt;WUWT what's up with that &lt;br/&gt;WYCM will you call me? &lt;br/&gt;WYMM will you marry me? &lt;br/&gt;WYRN What&amp;#8217;s Your Real Name? &lt;br/&gt;WYSIWYG what you see is what you get &lt;br/&gt;X kiss&lt;br/&gt;XOXO hugs and kisses&lt;br/&gt;Y why? &lt;br/&gt;Y yawning&lt;br/&gt;Y2K you're too kind &lt;br/&gt;YATB you are the best &lt;br/&gt;YBS you'll be sorry &lt;br/&gt;YF wife&lt;br/&gt;YG young gentleman &lt;br/&gt;YGM you got mail&lt;br/&gt;YKYWTKM you know you want to kiss me &lt;br/&gt;YL young lady &lt;br/&gt;YL you will live &lt;br/&gt;YM you mean &lt;br/&gt;YM young man &lt;br/&gt;YMMD you've made my day &lt;br/&gt;YMMV your mileage may vary &lt;br/&gt;YVM you're very welcome &lt;br/&gt;YW you're welcome &lt;br/&gt;YWIA you're welcome in advance &lt;br/&gt;YWTHM you want to hug me &lt;br/&gt;YWTLM you want to love me &lt;br/&gt;YWTKM you want to kiss me &lt;br/&gt;YOYO you're on your own &lt;br/&gt;YY4U two wise for you &lt;br/&gt;ZOT zero tolerance&lt;br/&gt;ZZZ sleeping, bored, tired &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;More IM Abbreviations&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;! 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I have a question &lt;br/&gt;? huh? &lt;br/&gt;?4U question for you &lt;br/&gt;@TEOTD at the end of the day &lt;br/&gt;^5 high Five &lt;br/&gt;^RUP^ read up please &lt;br/&gt;^URS up yours &lt;br/&gt;&lt;3 heart &lt;br/&gt;=w= whatever &lt;br/&gt;*G* giggle or grin &lt;br/&gt;*H* hug &lt;br/&gt;*K* kiss &lt;br/&gt;*S* smile &lt;br/&gt;*T* tickle &lt;br/&gt;*W* wink &lt;br/&gt;02 your (or my) two cents worth &lt;br/&gt;1174 nude club &lt;br/&gt;121 one-to-one (chat privately)&lt;br/&gt;1337 elite &lt;br/&gt;143 I love you &lt;br/&gt;14AA41 one for all and all for one &lt;br/&gt;182 I hate you &lt;br/&gt;19 0 hand &lt;br/&gt;20 location &lt;br/&gt;2B or not 2B to be or not to be &lt;br/&gt;2G2BT too good to be true &lt;br/&gt;2MFM too much for me &lt;br/&gt;2moro tomorrow &lt;br/&gt;2nite tonight &lt;br/&gt;2U2 to you too &lt;br/&gt;404 I haven't a clue &lt;br/&gt;411 information &lt;br/&gt;420 let's get high&lt;br/&gt;459 I love you &lt;br/&gt;4AYN for all you know &lt;br/&gt;4COL for crying out loud &lt;br/&gt;4EAE forever and ever &lt;br/&gt;4ever forever &lt;br/&gt;4NR foreigner &lt;br/&gt;4Q f*** you &lt;br/&gt;4U for you &lt;br/&gt;5 wait a sec, parent in room&lt;br/&gt;53x s** &lt;br/&gt;55 coast is clear&lt;br/&gt;555 crying&lt;br/&gt;55555 crying eyes out&lt;br/&gt;8 oral &lt;br/&gt;831 I love you &lt;br/&gt;86 out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out&lt;br/&gt;9 parent is watching &lt;br/&gt;99 parent is no longer watching&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;div class="posttagsblock"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Im" rel="tag" rel="nofollow"&gt;Im&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://technorati.com/tag/abreveation" rel="tag" rel="nofollow"&gt;abreveation&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://technorati.com/tag/messaging" rel="tag" rel="nofollow"&gt;messaging&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://technorati.com/tag/SocialKat%20" rel="tag" rel="nofollow"&gt;SocialKat &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="iblogger-footer"&gt;&lt;br clear="all"/&gt;&lt;p style="text-align:right;font-size:10px;"&gt;[Posted with &lt;a href="http://illuminex.com/iBlogger/index.html" rel="nofollow"&gt;iBlogger&lt;/a&gt; from my iPhone]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><comments>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/712469953/common-instant-messaging-im-abbreviations/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>The Ant And The Grasshopper</title><link>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/712116643/the-ant-and-the-grasshopper/</link><guid>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/712116643/the-ant-and-the-grasshopper/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 17:53:35 GMT</pubDate><description>The ant and the grasshopper &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;     THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER &lt;br/&gt;     Two Different Versions!   &lt;br/&gt;     Two Different Morals!       &lt;br/&gt;      &lt;br/&gt;OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. &lt;br/&gt;      &lt;br/&gt;The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. &lt;br/&gt;      &lt;br/&gt;Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. &lt;br/&gt;      &lt;br/&gt;The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.   &lt;br/&gt;            &lt;br/&gt;MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!          &lt;br/&gt;      &lt;br/&gt;MODERN VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. &lt;br/&gt;            &lt;br/&gt;The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. &lt;br/&gt;      &lt;br/&gt;Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed   while others are cold and starving. &lt;br/&gt;            &lt;br/&gt;CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN,  MSNBC and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.   America is stunned by the sharp contrast.       &lt;br/&gt;      &lt;br/&gt;How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?       &lt;br/&gt;      &lt;br/&gt;Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'       &lt;br/&gt;      &lt;br/&gt;Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, 'We shall overcome.' Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.       &lt;br/&gt;      &lt;br/&gt;Nancy Pelosi &amp;#38; John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share. &lt;br/&gt;            &lt;br/&gt;Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity &amp;#38; Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.       &lt;br/&gt;      &lt;br/&gt;The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government. &lt;br/&gt;            &lt;br/&gt;The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it. &lt;br/&gt;            &lt;br/&gt;The ant has disappeared in the snow.       &lt;br/&gt;      &lt;br/&gt;The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood. &lt;br/&gt;            &lt;br/&gt;MORAL OF THE STORY:  Be careful how you vote in 2012. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="iblogger-footer"&gt;&lt;br clear="all"/&gt;&lt;p style="text-align:right;font-size:10px;"&gt;[Posted with &lt;a href="http://illuminex.com/iBlogger/index.html" rel="nofollow"&gt;iBlogger&lt;/a&gt; from my iPhone]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><comments>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/712116643/the-ant-and-the-grasshopper/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Thursday, October 04, 2007</title><link>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/619535536/item/</link><guid>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/619535536/item/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 02:34:03 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;While working on my usually job , I have been trying to get my internet business going... I finally got the site up.. &lt;A href="http://www.msnetworkerusa.com" target="_new"&gt;www.msnetworkerusa.com&lt;/A&gt;&amp;nbsp; my unique gifts site which points to Strikers site at &lt;A href="http://www.productdownloadsonline.com" target="_new"&gt;www.productdownloadsonline.com&lt;/A&gt; . which is a great download site of over 10,000 products &amp;nbsp;hope something comes of it.. plaining on moving out of state and hope for some kind of income to help along the way.. hould be living in my trailer by xmas... boy its sure not easy moving across country.. but hey I sure am looking forward to the change.. some people are afraid of change... I truely beleave I am watched over.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;This past weekend went to Kink Richards .. bought another drum and a harp... keep this up and I'll start a music roomhehhehehe. well if ya get a chance friends and family .. my regular web site is &lt;A href="http://www.socialkat.com" target="_new"&gt;www.socialkat.com&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/619535536/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Welcome Normal People</title><link>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/613919482/welcome-normal-people/</link><guid>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/613919482/welcome-normal-people/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2007 19:26:39 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;div  id='GizmozMovie'&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;embed  src='http://www.gizmoz.com//newsite/swf/newFlvViewer2.swf' flashvars='itemId=2354667&amp;ownerId=337925&amp;typeId=egvc&amp;baseDomain=http://www.gizmoz.com/' quality='high' bgcolor='#ffffff' width='410' height='340' name='GizmozFlvViewer' align='middle' allowfapiAccess='sameDomain' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' pluginspage='http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer' wmode='transparent'&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.gizmoz.com/create/general' target='_blank'&gt;Express Yourself with Gizmoz Video Clips&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img style="visibility:hidden;width:0px;height:0px;" border=0 width=0 height=0 src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/CIMP/JnB0PTExODg4NTExNjk2ODEmcD0yMTA5MSZkPXBvc3QlNUZjbGlwJm49eGFuZ2E=.tif" /&gt;</description><comments>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/613919482/welcome-normal-people/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Test of Photobucket</title><link>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/568674833/test-of-photobucket/</link><guid>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/568674833/test-of-photobucket/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2007 18:24:32 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g94/SocialKat/glitteringmask.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><comments>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/568674833/test-of-photobucket/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Chief Joseph</title><link>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/561661002/chief-joseph/</link><guid>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/561661002/chief-joseph/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:06:26 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;DT class=post-head&gt;&lt;DIV align=center&gt;&lt;SPAN style="WIDTH: 0px"&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;Chief Joseph &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DD class="post-body "&gt;&lt;DIV class=image-wrapper align=center&gt;&lt;A id=m159 href="http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog/slideshow.html?p=159&amp;#38;id=VSA2p6YidKXC011srFOsSgA-" target=_new winURL="/blog/popup_slideshow.html?p=159&amp;#38;id=VSA2p6YidKXC011srFOsSgA-" winWidth="800" winName="null" winHeight="550" winOptions="2" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="WIDTH: 0px"&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DT class=post-head&gt;&lt;DIV align=center&gt;&lt;IMG style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" alt="" src="http://us.f6.yahoofs.com/blog/433d7abazc7a71eb9/81/__hr_/65f4.jpg?mgYIjyFBu0Xsngap"&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DD class="post-body "&gt;&lt;DIV class=image-wrapper&gt; &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV class=content-wrapper&gt;&lt;DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;Chief Joseph Statement&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;1854&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt; &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;"Teach your children that the Earth is our Mother,&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;Whatever befalls the Earth, befalls the sons of the Earth.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;If men spit upon the ground, they spit upon themselves.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;This we know. The Earth does not belong to man, Man belongs to the Earth&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;This we know. All things are connected like blood which unites one family.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;Man did not weave the web of life, his is merely a strand in it.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;Whatever he does to the web, he does to himself.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt; &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt; &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;EM&gt;&lt;FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #0000bf"&gt;Thought for the day&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;&lt;FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #0000bf"&gt;I am not a human having a spiritual experience&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;&lt;FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #0000bf"&gt;I am a spiritual being having a human experience&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DD&gt;&lt;div class="iblogger-footer"&gt;&lt;br clear="all"/&gt;&lt;p style="text-align:right;font-size:10px;"&gt;[Posted with &lt;a href="http://illuminex.com/iBlogger/index.html" rel="nofollow"&gt;iBlogger&lt;/a&gt; from my iPhone]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><comments>http://socialkatz.xanga.com/561661002/chief-joseph/#firstcomment</comments></item></channel></rss>